Crisp Sheets

What's the deal with "crisp sheets", wanting to crawl into bed between nice, clean, crisp sheets? Clean is good, but crisp? When I'm thinking sleep, I'm thinking soft. Why would I want to sleep on something crispy? I might as well be sleeping on a layer of lightly baked cheese flavored crackers. Crisp should be for snack foods and spring mornings, not sheets.

Benjamin in the Summer

Swimming in the Buffalo River, north of Fallsville, AR...